December 2009
31 posts
Why I've been MIA lately...
I’m getting married today!!!
¡Voy a comprar el disco de Nota y bailar con Kathryn en la oficina!
“Why did they have to put the monkey with the Coke bottle?!”
– Alice, on the go-to photo for Gibraltor.
Um, is it true that Flight of the Conchords is no more? No third season? Please tell me this isn’t true!
Say What?
Mom: I want to watch the show in Prayg.
Me: huh? What is that?
Mom: A place.
Me: You mean Prague?
Mom: ... That's what I said...
“The person who invents the thing where you knock on the TV and a pizza gets...”
– My mother, on… um… well, I’m not quire sure what. How do our conversations always turn out this way?!
“Are you wearing a vagina condom?”
– My mother. I wish I could tell you what we were talking about, but I’m pretty sure the Internet would explode and so would your brain.
“We have a secret in our culture, and it’s not that birth is painful. It’s that...”
– Laura Stavoe Harm (via holisticdoulanyc)
I just read an entire book this evening. It was gripping. I’ll make sure to tell y’all about it (and the other books I’ve read recently) over the weekend.
